My family got a ps3, which I've been wanting for like forever. One of the first things I did was check out the ps1 classic downloads. Lo and behold, look who finally has Final Fantasy VII! So right now I just got out of Nibelheim and...

I hate Vincent Valentine!

I had to fight my way through fifteen billion monsters, run around the mansion looking for Hojo's stupid clues, find the combination, type it in in the twenty freakin' seconds I had on the timer (took me five tries), lose to the safeguard boss, do the whole thing with the safe over again(took me three tries), lose again to the boss, do the whole thing over again, beat the boss, fight fifteen billion monsters on my way to the basement, and get to the coffin room, only for him to be a gigantimous douche and blather on like an emo before ignoring me. After I got to see flying Sephiroth (it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's MakoMan!) I ran back there to him only for him to moan and bitch about Lucrecia before going back to sleep. By then I was freaking pissed.

I ran from the basement with half a mind to rip his organs out when he finally asked to join my party. B*tch, please. I'm never doing something like that again. Never. Vincent can go to hell. </rant>

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